Why should I pay tax?

March 1, 2008 – 9:30 am

Once again the alarmist white media is doing it’s very best to make me look bad. They are wasting their time, because no one can make me look bad!

Let us for a moment examine the tax issue. For hundreds of years, racist whites exploited the resources of our country and got rich. They also exploited the people of our country, who remained poor while the racist whites profited from the labour of our people.

It’s payback time!

My friends, I tell you that it is our right to steal back what is rightfully ours. Tax should only be levied against whites. They should carry the entire bill for running our country, while those of us who were previously disadvantaged by the previous regime, should be 100% exempt from paying tax.

When I become president of this country, I promise that these unfair laws will be amended. I also promise that no black person will be prosecuted for any crime, as long as that crime is committed against whites, and is committed in the name of regaining what is rightfully ours.

My very best regards to all of you.

Jacob

Umshini Wami

  1. 7 Responses to “Why should I pay tax?”

  2. Who do you think you are? You are the most racist twisted person ever. You are living proof that blacks can be racist!! You shouldn’t have to steal!! Why don’t you get up off your lazy butt and work instead of begging and making kids work. We get tax and its getting out of hand. You need tax as well. Its either everyone has tax or no-one has tax!! Nelson Mandela wanted equality for all but where is the equality in what your saying? Its because of our government that the country is the way it is!! And whites are leaving the country and giving the country a skills shortage. Surely the blacks can make up that skills shortage? Oh wait they can’t!! Get your morals and logic straight.

    By Sum1 on Sep 14, 2008

  3. So your saying crime is ok as long as it is done racially? Even murder?

    By Sum1 on Sep 14, 2008

  4. lol@Sum1

    this is a satire website and the author is not really zuma, since zuma doesn’t have the intelligence to write anything.

    dear zuma what will our nob friend richard catto have to say if he found out you where an impostor ;)

    must admit i find your site more intelligent than that idiot fish something or others excuse for childish drivel

    By jacob zuma is a doos on Sep 19, 2008

  5. I know this isn’t Zuma himself. But the author could’ve been more blunt about satirism instead of acting like a racist ass.

    By Sum1 on Sep 19, 2008

  6. well maybe the “real zuma” is a racist and this is how he thinks when he is in private.

    Since zuma’s followers ancyl in particular are a bunch of racists so why does it seem so hard to believe that he is not a closet racist himself?

    sum1 i am not trying to pick a fight with you and please enjoy your day

    By jacob zuma is a doos on Sep 20, 2008

  7. jacob zuma is a doos: I completely agree with you:-)A fight wasn’t intended or even forseen. I hope you have a great day aswell :-)

    By Sum1 on Sep 21, 2008

  8. would be interesting if we could get zuma’s real thought on a few matters… he is so divided lately, acting like a black hope for whites, sigh, he is carefull not to say much lately, well i wasted time typing my thoughts now on 2 messages on some (i bet 30 year old white guy from eastern cape) guys site … i got exams coming up ,must sleep and study, if zuma pushed a racial law aimed against my family in any way… id shoot him so i must be african because i do subscribe to that part of african politics :/

    By T (uncertain direction) on Sep 22, 2008

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